I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
Don’t get me wrong sunshine, being a Tinker’s great an all, but I wouldn’t go around bragging about your talent.
Julia’s lips curved into a smile. “College. Freshman year. My 10:30 History class on ancient civilizations. He sat in front of me and kept running his hands through his hair with his ridiculously lanky arms obstructing my view.” she chuckled. “Eventually I poked him and asked him to stop. That’s how we met.”
fight like a bitch die like a bitch
*white girl voice*: "*white girl voice*"
LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE
okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.
(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)
tumblr needs to write advertisements
ok so today was really shitty tHEN BIG HERO 6 HAPPENED AND NOW EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND BIG SQUISHY ROBOTS
"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited
just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times